Wow...

For certain blessed individuals the day of the NBA Draft will be the the most significant day of their lives. It's the first step of the most important journey of their lives. It'll be the start of something special; something we sports fans only dream of. It'll be the day that all of their hopes and dreams are realized; the day when all that they've been working towards their whole lives finally happens for them! Obviously it's important to look amazing! You need to look smart, super fresh, super-fly and just generally awesome. With that in mind...take a look at this...

Wow...

Now, bear in mind that this guy has won an NBA Championship... but back when it all began, right back at the start LeBron James showed up to the 2003 NBA Draft dressed like Morgan Freeman's "God" in Bruce Almighty. Bruce Almighty came out one month before 20003's Draft, so LeBron could have seen it before the Draft, providing him with his inspiration...so really this is really a feasible possibility (as well as this, the nickname "King" possibly got him thinking about Deity), so when you put all of these elements together like 'Bron (possibly) did then obviously you settle on "Celestial Pimp Suit" as your Draft Day outfit of choice...either that or his inspiration was whole fat milk. LeBron James, King James, came to the Draft dressed like a bottle of whole fat milk. Beautiful. 

Maybe this guy was his style icon?

Damn...iconic Basketball player, sure! But he has one godawful personal shopper! He's not slapping himself because he made a terrible investment in the Charlotte Bobcats; he's slapping himself because he got dressed in the dark, didn't check himself in the mirror before leaving for this game, then saw himself on the JumboTron...then the Bobcats lost...(he did win 6 NBA Championships though, so who the hell cares how he dresses...except anyone with ANY sense...)

I guess last weeks 2012 Draft got me thinking about this stuff...and that's because my beloved Boston Celtic's drafted Fabricio Fab Melo with the 22nd pick of the first round. 

Now, a guy with an abbreviated name like "Fab" better have some serious style chops! He better be the stylish Brazilian answer to Carmelo "Melo" Anthony (who I assume is rather stylish, although he did marry a Tellytubby)... so I'm expecting big things! He better show up on E!'s Fashion Police, weekly!  

 

I'm guessing this won't happen...I'm disappointed in you already Fabricio!

I know that I'm about a week late to be talking about the Draft...I only just researched the Draft today in fact, I've been preoccupied with Wimbledon. I do know that Anthony "The Brow" Davis wen't first to the New Orleans Hornets (sucks to be you, Brow). 

I know that Davis has one serious eyebrow

 

(Look at that eyebrow! His family must have denied it's existence for the entirety of Anthony's existence! How else could you not notice that? How else could you not care?! There must have been University of Kentucky law which prohibited any mention or mockery of the Brow. To Davis' credit he is a phenomenal player who will contribute massively to the Hornets both offensively and defensively. So yeah "Fear the Brow" is right! I just found out he had it trademarked...this is the most amazing news I have ever heard! You go Glen Coco).

I also know that almost every Draftee wore Grey...  

And I know that this guy has nothing to do with the NBA, or anything that I've been talking about...

...but whatever! I just love Thundercats! A cartoon that's potentially the most overlooked show in the entirety of recorded history...

This may be the most random thing that I have ever written... but it's late, I've been up for far too long and I've watched two movies with Mr. T. in them! Two! He's not even a main character in these movies! How can I have watched two random movies that both cast Mr. T. as a peripheral character? How is that even possible?!

Sorry MJ, LeBron, Fab Melo, Anthony Davis or anyone else I offended in this post...I take solace in the fact that they will never read this... 

Oh! And Big Up Mumra! You evil S.O.B.