Some Stuff That's Pertinent

• Thursday Night: Glasgow. A five hour documentary/live concert entitled Something for Nothing: The Art of Rap is showing in the Odeon Cinema. How do I feel about this? Well, I'd have to say that it's like waking up on your birthday, finding out that Christmas has come early and that your parents also caught the Easter Bunny and now he's gonna be spending forever in a cage in your bedroom crapping out foil wrapped Cadbury eggs at your behest. It may be the best news EVER. 15 year old Graham soiled himself when he heard about this. £12.50 per ticket for 5 hours of aggression and rhyming slurs? Hell yeah, I'm there. 

• Nas released a new album! I haven't listened to it yet, but he references Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on track one...so I'm going to assume that it's going to be something special.
  
• After spending countless hours over the last month watching old horror movies I have figured out the secret to surviving a horror massacre...I will have to outline it sometime.
   
• I got a job today, which means I'll have less time to think about pointless things and will have to spend a lot of time doing boring things.
   
• Even the President of the United States gets knocked back on Kiss Cam's. Barely finished watching the video of Michelle Obama leaning away from the Pres when they landed on the Kiss Cam at Monday's Team USA vs Brazil b-ball game. I feel the pain bro, happens to the best of us. Could have been worse though, right? He could have been rejected at a Rockets match...it's on YouTube. 
  
  Rockets Fan's Marriage Proposal
  
  ...That went down like cancer jokes in a hospital's oncology department...this is what happens when you make the conscious decision to become a Rockets fan...just sayin'...
  
• And also...THEY ARE MAKING A TOY STORY 4!!!! I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE REALIZES HOW HUGE THIS IS?! CAP LOCKS DON'T DO THIS NEWS JUSTICE! I'm more excited than I've ever been! This is more exciting than The Art of Rap. This is like waking up on your birthday, finding out that you've been adopted by billionaires who've bought you your own mansion on your own private island...while Christmas also came early and the billionaires also caught the Easter Bunny too...and there are some foil wrapped eggs waiting for you already.
  ...I ran out of exciting things...I guess the only thing more exciting for me than the above scenario would be waking up to discover that I grew a foot over night and became black, developed a killer jump shot and I've been signed by the Celtics. Hasn't happened just yet...so for right now, I'll get by with TOY STORY 4!!!! OH YEAH!!!

• I have no more pertinent things to mention...this was a useless bullet point...